Brittany Mahomes takes Mic from Taylor Swift during Press Conference.

After a recent Kansas City Chiefs game the press naturally wanted more information on the key element of the game; that being Taylor Swift. One reporter stated, “With the push to make football more feminine it is only natural that T-Swift would be a headline of the former Super Bowl Champs.” When Swift was answering a question about what era she believed the Chiefs were representing during the game, Swift was abruptly interrupted from extremely popular influencer Brittany Mahomes.


Mahomes took the mic and begun to babble about how she

does appreciate T-Swift’s contribution to music, but she feels that just like fireworks on the fourth of July, Taylor Swift does not belong at an NFL game that should be focused on the star quarterback’s wife.


Swift has yet to respond to her feelings towards the event but is expected to remind Mahomes she made more money on her Era’s tour then the NFL has made in the last 5 years.

During a recent Interview, Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez states owning a Tesla due to Elon Musk wanting to date her.

In a recent interview, AOC was asked why she did not have an electric vehicle that was made by a union and instead made by Tesla.


AOC reportedly responded by stating, “As you know I am not an expert on geopolitical politics and only know that Elon Musk keeps trying to date me so I bought a Tesla because people were not getting vaccinated.”

Elon Musk has not yet responded to this recent report but an inside source has stated they believe Elon has said, “What the hell is she even talking about anymore.”


As the story continues, Marx Commy news will be sure to keep the world updated.

Senator John Fetterman Fears Wearing a Suit Will Make His Robot Features Obvious.

Many feel that John Fetterman is making some sort of statement by dressing like a slob but they cannot figure out what that statement actually is. A undisclosed source recently sat down and talked to Fetterman to try and find out what is the big deal with putting on a suit. They wanted to find out why he was so concerned about wearing his bed clothes and not concerned with doing anything for the country.


The source states that Fetterman is afraid the suit will accent his robot body parts. Fetterman is reportedly concerned

that people are not prepared to see the truth in the majority of Democrat government officials are not actually human. He hopes some day he will be able to step out as a Cyborg and be accepted. He also hopes it will lead the way to the other fake members of the Democrat party such as the lizard people.


Fetterman is confused as to why people do not accept Cyborgs when they have accepted Nancy Pelosi being incoherent for years now.

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Sources show Hunter Biden has degree in Oil Studies under Famous Professor.

A report has came out that Federal Agents have found documentation from a server that was once thought to be destroyed and had bleach bit used to erase the hard drive. What server they are talking about is in debate but surely it would have nothing to do with Hillary Clinton.


Aside from that issue that is not for any American Citizen to be concerned about, the real story is the reported copy of a degree and transcripts found on this completely legal server.

One document appears to be a Bachelor’s Degree in the area of Oil Studies that was awarded to the very successful Oil Executive in Ukraine, Hunter Biden. Transcripts also show that Hunter had attended several courses taught by the very well known Professor Joseph Biden. Professor Biden has a lot of evidence that he was in fact a professor and did in fact teach.


Marx Commy News will keep the world updated as this story develops.